Best Dressed: Max
Most Camera Shy: Max
Drunkest Asshole: Max
Most Easily Entertained: Max (ass always)
Most Coke Blown: Actually, This one goes to Terrence Koh (again)
Gayest Prisoner: Andrew
Worst Warhol Impression: Andrew
Biggest Art-Related Injury: Andrew
Most Eyes: Andrew (it was close!)
Biggest Snake Between the Legs: Max (as usual!)
Most Arms Wrestled: MAX!
Gayest Time Ever: MAX!
Most Rude to Tourists: Max!
Nicest Local Ever: Andrew
Gayest Presentation of Gayest Car Ever: Max!
Whitest African Chick Ever: Lissy!
Most Opposed to Rubber: Andrew
Most Ambitious: Max!
Most Observant: Max
Biggest Meat-Licker: Max
Best Kitty: This one.
Biggest Fear of Sequins: Max
Fuzziest Black People Ever: These things!
Most Racially Accepting: Max!
Biggest Phonies Ever: These guys!
Most Allergic to Real Dogs: Andrew
Most Telekinetic: Max!
Ugliest Baby Ever: MaxDrew