2012-05-21

Tampax Vicious



2012-05-16

My Name is Airport



I apologize for the lack of posting lately... actually I don't owe you people anything so I'm not really sorry at all. One of my resolutions for this year was to stop apologizing for things I'm not actually sorry for (like my horrible Spanish/German/Chinese/English).

The purpose of this entry is to try and track where I've been since the year started and possibly justify my lack of attention to this blog. But first, as a Super Double Bonus Post (and a friendly reminder), heres


10 SIMPLE RULES TO AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE

1) If you're not in an aisle seat, try to limit bathroom breaks to once every two hours. But please stop farting. Now.

2) Middle seat gets both arm rests.

3) If you weigh more than 300 lbs, you should either fly first class or not at all (or at least not next to me.)

4) If the headphones are in, conversation time is over

5) Seriously, stop farting. I'm about to slap you.

6) If you are Executive Platinum, share the free drinks

7) Chew with your mouth closed... and seriously, why so much curry?

8) Keep legs closed.

9) Don't google naked pictures of me when I'm sitting next to you.

10) If the person in the middle seat falls asleep and leans on you, it's okay to either cuddle back or pour your drink on them (your choice).



So where in the world has Max Vicious been hiding? (Transfer airports are not included) Here goes:

December
1- NYC

5- Miami

11- Aruba

21- Columbus, Ohio

27- Miami
 

January-
15- NYC


February
24- Miami

28- NYC


March-
1- LA


9- Miami

15- NYC

30- Washington DC



April-
2- NYC

14- Columbus
20- Milwaukee
23- Orlando
25- Gainesville FL (all of this was a bit of a blur)
28- Miami


May
2- Milwaukee
3- LA

6- NYC


8- LA

10- Miami
14- Milwaukee

Prediction for the future (for stalker-use only)
May-
17- Miami
24- NYC
26- Hongkong
28- Thailand (based Bangkok- [the place, not the verb])

July
8- Japan (based Tokyo)


September
9-NYC